The perfect comeback to millennials and Gen Z calling you "OK Boomer" for not caring about their climate anxiety and existential dread. Yes, the world is ending - we get it, kids. But we'll be dead in twenty years anyway while you're stuck dealing with the mess we left behind. Promote toxic positivity instead of doomer breakdowns!

Normalize money stress. Because pretending you're not broke is exhausting and expensive therapy you can't afford anyway. Your bank account hits zero two days after payday while billionaires buy social media platforms to spread fascist propaganda. The wealth gap isn't a gap anymore - it's a different planet where emergency funds exist and groceries don't require financial calculations. Look it up! We are doomed because of the never-ending trickle-up effect!

The ultimate intellectual bromance that changed the world. Marx was the brilliant theorist who was terrible with money while Engels was the wealthy factory owner's son who funded the revolution against capitalism. Engels basically ghost-wrote half of Marx's work while supporting him financially, making this the most productive friendship in political philosophy.

Meet the two most misunderstood thinkers of the 19th century. Marx gets blamed for every failed communist state even though he never wrote a government manual, while Nietzsche gets hijacked by Nazis even though he despised antisemitism and nationalism. One wanted workers to control their own destiny, the other wanted individuals to create their own meaning, but somehow they both ended up as poster boys for ideologies they would have hated.