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Diogenes tells Alexander to Fuck Off - Unisex Tank Top

Diogenes tells Alexander to Fuck Off - Unisex Tank Top

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Whether you're hitting the gym, running errands, or just lounging around, this tank top is the perfect choice. The unisex design makes it perfect for anyone, regardless of gender or body type.

Fast, worldwide delivery with tracking information
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Unisex regular fit
Fabric weight: 142 g/m² (4.2 oz/yd²)
Lifetime warranty on the quality of the print and the item
Support the work of fellow philosophers with your purchase
Not convinced yet? Take a look at our reviews

If you are unsure about the sizing, you can find instructions here.



We are currently able to ship from the USA, Canada, Mexico, Australia, Spain, Latvia, the United Kingdom or Japan. We ensure that your order is always shipped as locally as possible and arrives quickly.

In very few exceptional cases we have to use a more distant warehouse. In this case, we will notify the customer and will reimburse any extra costs, in particular any import or customs charges. We also want to avoid overseas deliveries and additional fees at all costs. We have therefore set up the logistics so that this is only the case for around one in a thousand orders.

We also give a full guarantee on delivery: anyone who does not receive their goods will be refunded the full purchase price or offered a new delivery without discussion or hassle.

For maximum durability: machine wash cold, otherwise 40°C / 110°F maximum temperature recommended, always wash inside out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.

Tumble dry or preferably air dry to preserve the fabric and print.

Do not dry clean.

Coll iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.

We print the items on demand so that you receive a unique item with a fresh print. This way, we completely avoid overproduction and textile waste compared to pre-produced goods.

Decentralized logistics: We currently work with 10 partner print shops at different locations to ensure short, sustainable delivery routes when shipping worldwide and without customs duties.

All of our suppliers' products are FLA (Fair Labor Association) and WRAP (Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production) certified, while our Eco Collection is additionally OEKO-TEX Standard 100, GOTS and Organic Cotton Standard (OCS) certified.

The inks we use for printing are Oeko-Tex™ certified, vegan, water-based and free from harmful chemicals. We use Kornit DTG printers that generate almost zero wastewater and use less energy than standard industry printers, which lowers our carbon footprint.

This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.

Manufacturer contact:

Markus Uehleke
The Philosopher's Shirt
Karwendelstr. 13
12203 Berlin
Germany

[email protected]


Unisex Tank Tops


Metric
XS S M L XL 2XL
Length (cm) 66 68.6 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7
Width (cm) 40.6 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66

Imperial
XS S M L XL 2XL
Length (inches) 26 27 28 29 30 31
Width (inches) 16 ¼ 18 ¼ 20 ¼ 22 ¼ 24 ¼ 26 ¼


If you are unsure about the sizing, you can find instructions here.

Please note that product measurements may vary by up to 5 cm (2 inches) due to the usage of natural fabrics. 

If you are looking for sizes that we don't currently have listed, feel free to email us.

We can usually provide custom sizes up to 5XL as well. Simply write us at [email protected]

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Love these shirts! Great quality. Will buy again.

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James
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Great shirts

Nice ppl. Quality product. 'Nuff said, m8.

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Marco Mantuano
Ottimo

Come da titolo, ottimo

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Birgit W.
This is my shirt!

I love this shirt because of being a psychologist myself.... Quality is okay, it fits and looks cool....!

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Thierry Verhellen
Great shirt

Nice shirt, fits well, amazing to wear in the fitness ...

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Alex R.
Love!!!

I adore this shirt! Both the design and the soft cotton, super comfy

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Birgit W.
Exactly my humor!

Fits perfectly, is well cut and dimensionally stable. And a really philosophical saying.