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Yeah yeah, Marx on a purchasable item, how ironic! By now we've read all the comments on this from all across the political spectrum. The vast majority seem to miss the point that this is a message wrapped in humor. So what happens when you show up at your company's Christmas party wearing this Ugly Sweater? Do you even dare to do that? What about free speech then? For sure this will start some great conversations, maybe even with your boss ;)
Well, it was just another year dominated by the pandemic and Christmas will probably be influenced by it as well. In any case, we dedicate this design to all those who want to make it despite all the circumstances, that is, those who nevertheless bear and endure all this and keep this place running. Therefore, the design also has a small detail, namely the anklet of a Corona virus. This is really incredible Atlas work, even with this handicap to conjure up a celebration and despite everything to get in the mood for a little contemplation together with family and loved ones.
What else can you give away? Your heart, when you could also give away Descartes? Roll up in one of our cozy sweaters or hoodies while you meditate, like Descartes himself, on whether you exist at all. This goes also or even more so with a little punch or mulled wine all the better.
So you think that you are? Well, who exactly? With this Christmas design certainly THE philosopher at every Christmas party and also at home with the family.
There is indeed a certain visual similarity between Santa and Marx, but you should still be able to tell them apart. Marx doesn't bring free stuff, but he doesn't break into your house either.
Or would you rather share the joyous news more indirectly with a pun? Merry Christmarx everyone!
Where does Santa actually get his moral parameters to distinguish who has been naughty and who has been nice? Has he not read Nietzsche? Is he a dogmatist or a free spirit? However, if you know that morality always depends on the system of ethics that is applied, then this is the outfit for you!
Nietzsche the lord of dread, herald of nihilism and author of the "Anti-Christ" returns from his mountain to bring back his joyful wisdom among the people exactly at the time when they need it most: at Christmas. Now you can be a part of his gang yourself!
Schopenhauer is definitely the Grinch of philosophy. However, we know that both the Grinch and Schopenhauer want to send an important message: you can very well fundamentally question things like Christmas or the meaning of life in general, it just becomes clear very quickly that you have to give your own coherent answer at some point - and if it is only to soothe one's own spirits.
For sure, this trio infernale - Nietzsche, Schopenhauer and Cioran, if they were still alive, would get quite a few kisses these days. However, a real misanthrope refuses, even if he only pretends to have this attitude because there is a wounded pride behind it. Who knows how the philosophies of the three would have ended had their biographies been a bit more fulfilling. To be known post-mortem is always quite unfair to the author, after all, he can no longer defend himself. Not even when he is standing under a mistletoe ...
It may be especially hard for all the Santas out there to form a union because, after all, the hours are seasonal and, most importantly, all of the Santas' helpers have to be taken into account. Nevertheless, those who give a lot should be rewarded accordingly. In this respect, too, there is still a lot to be done. So raise your fist or candy cane!
What could be better than having a discussion over Christmas Eve family dinner about exploitation, alienation, and the long overdue revolution of the working class? And now imagine that the others would just listen instead of bringing up the everlasting clichés and pseudo-arguments and maybe even agree with you after the presentation of your historical analysis! Well, one may still dream - even of a red Christmas.
This design can almost only be taken ironically, but only almost. It makes a great gift for any Christmas grinch or all those people out there who don't want to shed their basic nihilistic outlook despite the merry Christmas.
Staying as still as Buddha under the fig tree at Christmas: yes, that certainly saves suffering. But we also know from Buddhist teachings that the will itself is the cause of earthly suffering. So be quick to order, because this will end the wanting and bring you great joy when you can put on this design for Christmas.
A classic memory that seems to be forgotten, especially at Christmas. Show everyone what really matters with this hard-hitting truth that existentialists (especially Martin Heidegger) would have immediately endorsed. Everything would be different if people were not conditioned to suppress their most primordial human condition in the cosmos. It is about time to remind them of it!
Stars, snowflakes, cookie cutters for sloths and cannabis leaves? What is all this? Iconic shapes definitely pick up at Christmas time. But can you actually bake the ideal gingerbread man? Plato, at least, doubts it. And he ALWAYS has the better shapes, and they don't just pop up at Christmastime either, they're made to last forever. So what can you do? At least get yourself into shape!
