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Work So Hard That People Think The Aliens Did It - Premium T-Shirt

Work So Hard That People Think The Aliens Did It - Premium T-Shirt

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You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft and comfy. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• Fast, worldwide delivery with tracking information
• Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Fabric weight: 153 g/m² (4.5 oz/yd²)
• Lifetime warranty on the quality of the print and the item
• Support the work of fellow philosophers with your purchase
• Not convinced yet? Check out our latest customer reviews

If you are unsure about the sizing, you can find instructions here.


We are currently able to ship from the USA, Canada, Mexico, Australia, Spain, Latvia, the United Kingdom or Japan. We ensure that your order is always shipped as locally as possible and arrives quickly.

In very few exceptional cases we have to use a more distant warehouse. In this case, we will notify the customer and will reimburse any extra costs, in particular any import or customs charges. We also want to avoid overseas deliveries and additional fees at all costs. We have therefore set up the logistics so that this is only the case for around one in a thousand orders.

We also give a full guarantee on delivery: anyone who does not receive their goods will be refunded the full purchase price or offered a new delivery without discussion or hassle.

For maximum durability: machine wash cold, otherwise 40°C / 110°F maximum temperature recommended, always wash inside out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.

Tumble dry or preferably air dry to preserve the fabric and print.

Do not dry clean.

Coll iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.

We print the items on demand so that you receive a unique item with a fresh print. This way, we completely avoid overproduction and textile waste compared to pre-produced goods.

Decentralized logistics: We currently work with 10 partner print shops at different locations to ensure short, sustainable delivery routes when shipping worldwide and without customs duties.

All of our suppliers' products are FLA (Fair Labor Association) and WRAP (Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production) certified, while our Eco Collection is additionally OEKO-TEX Standard 100, GOTS and Organic Cotton Standard (OCS) certified.

The inks we use for printing are Oeko-Tex™ certified, vegan, water-based and free from harmful chemicals. We use Kornit DTG printers that generate almost zero wastewater and use less energy than standard industry printers, which lowers our carbon footprint.


Unisex Premium T-Shirts


Metric
S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8
Width (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61.2 66.1 71.1

Imperial
S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28


If you are unsure about the sizing, you can find instructions here.

Please note that product measurements may vary by up to 5 cm (2 inches) due to the usage of natural fabrics. 

If you are looking for sizes that we don't currently have listed, feel free to email us.

We can usually provide custom sizes up to 5XL as well. Simply write us at support@philosophers-shirt.com

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David Brockett
Customer Review :
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Why we stand out: The quality of the print / embroidery, The customer service, Fast delivery time, The variety of the designs
Sisyphus in Ouroboros

I bought this shirt as a gift for a friend and he loves it! Quality shirt, quality printing and lots of great designs. I’ll definitely be back for more.

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henry jordan
Why we stand out: The range of products (not designs), The variety of the designs

Socrates - Corrupting the youth - Premium T-Shirt

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Alexandra Borza
Why we stand out: The quality of the print / embroidery

Sehr ernsthafte Firma
Gute Qualität

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Nicolas Dufourneau
Customer Review :
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Why we stand out: The quality of the product (e.g. the shirt, without the print), The quality of the print / embroidery, Fast delivery time, The variety of the designs
Class

Very good t-shirt!!

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Brian Sim-Little
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Why we stand out: The quality of the product (e.g. the shirt, without the print)
Good service

The first shipment was lost en route. They replied to my email quickly and replaced the lost items.

Only down side, the shirts smelt like vinegar on delivery. Washed them and they were fine.