The Philosopher's Shirt

Thesis & Antithesis & Synthesis

El método dialéctico de Hegel muestra cómo el progreso pasa por el conflicto y la resolución, pero la sociedad moderna se queda atascada en la fase de antítesis y nunca llega a la síntesis. Tenemos puntos de vista opuestos luchando eternamente mientras los algoritmos de las redes sociales se benefician de mantener a todo el mundo enfadado y dividido. Hegel creía que las contradicciones acabarían resolviéndose en verdades superiores, pero aparentemente no tuvo en cuenta las cámaras de eco y el sesgo de confirmación que impiden cualquier evolución filosófica real.

Think Outside The Box

The most overused phrase in corporate creativity meetings, usually said by people who never had an original thought. Real outside-the-box thinking means questioning the box itself, not just rearranging what's inside it. Philosophy has been doing this for thousands of years while business consultants act like they invented critical thinking. The irony is that most people who say this phrase are trapped in the biggest box of all: conventional wisdom.

Think Outside The Box - Embroidered

Corporate culture loves "thinking outside the box" while creating bigger boxes with stricter rules. True outside-the-box thinking means questioning the existence of the box itself, not just rearranging its contents. Most people who use this phrase are still trapped inside conventional wisdom, they just moved the furniture around and called it revolutionary innovation.

This is my dogmatic slumber Shirt

Kant credited David Hume with awakening him from his "dogmatic slumber" by proving that pure reason has serious limitations. Hume showed that we can't actually prove cause and effect through logic alone while most people just assume their morning coffee will wake them up. This collection celebrates the comfort of unexamined assumptions and the occasional necessity of philosophical laziness when thinking too hard gives you a headache.

Work sucks I know

La semana laboral de 40 horas es una pena de prisión con prestaciones dentales. Los "proyectos de pasión" son sinónimo de horas extraordinarias no remuneradas. Tu jefe no es tu amigo, tu empresa no es tu familia, y el "equilibrio entre vida laboral y personal" es un engaño corporativo. Marx lo llamó trabajo alienado. Dolly Parton lo llamó de 9 a 5. La referencia a Blink-182 no es irónica, es profética.