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Think Outside The Box

The most overused phrase in corporate creativity meetings, usually said by people who never had an original thought. Real outside-the-box thinking means questioning the box itself, not just rearranging what's inside it. Philosophy has been doing this for thousands of years while business consultants act like they invented critical thinking. The irony is that most people who say this phrase are trapped in the biggest box of all: conventional wisdom.

Think Outside The Box - Embroidered

Corporate culture loves "thinking outside the box" while creating bigger boxes with stricter rules. True outside-the-box thinking means questioning the existence of the box itself, not just rearranging its contents. Most people who use this phrase are still trapped inside conventional wisdom, they just moved the furniture around and called it revolutionary innovation.

This is my dogmatic slumber Shirt

Kant credited David Hume with awakening him from his "dogmatic slumber" by proving that pure reason has serious limitations. Hume showed that we can't actually prove cause and effect through logic alone while most people just assume their morning coffee will wake them up. This collection celebrates the comfort of unexamined assumptions and the occasional necessity of philosophical laziness when thinking too hard gives you a headache.

Work sucks I know

The 40-hour work week is a prison sentence with dental benefits. "Passion projects" are code for unpaid overtime. Your boss isn't your friend, your company isn't your family, and "work-life balance" is corporate gaslighting. Marx called it alienated labor. Dolly Parton called it 9 to 5. The Blink-182 reference isn't ironic - it's prophetic.