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  • Last Christmas I Gave You Descartes - Hoodie - The Philosopher's Shirt
  • Last Christmas I Gave You Descartes - Hoodie - The Philosopher's Shirt
  • Last Christmas I Gave You Descartes - Hoodie - The Philosopher's Shirt
  • Last Christmas I Gave You Descartes - Hoodie - The Philosopher's Shirt
  • Last Christmas I Gave You Descartes - Hoodie - The Philosopher's Shirt
  • Last Christmas I Gave You Descartes - Hoodie - The Philosopher's Shirt
  • Last Christmas I Gave You Descartes - Hoodie - The Philosopher's Shirt

Last Christmas I Gave You Descartes - Hoodie

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Regular price CHF 64.00
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WARNING:

This hoodie runs SMALL. For a relaxed fit, order 1-2 SIZES UP. Please check the size chart below before buying.

Sizes

Premium Hoodies


Metric
S M L XL 2XL
Length (cm) 68.6 71 73.7 76.2 78.7
Width (cm) 50.8 55.3 58.4 63.5 67.3


Imperial
S M L XL 2XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31
Width (inches) 20 21 23 25 26 ½



This hoodie has a slim fit. We recommend ordering one size larger than usual if a rather loose fit is preferred.


If you are unsure about the sizing, you can find instructions here.


Please note that product measurements may vary by up to 5 cm (2 inches) due to the usage of natural fabrics.


If you are looking for sizes that we don't currently have listed, feel free to email us.


We can usually provide custom sizes up to 5XL as well. Simply write us at [email protected]

Description
High-quality unisex hoodie with a front pouch pocket and matching flat drawstrings. The 100% cotton exterior makes this hoodie soft to the touch. Perfect for any casual occasion, this versatile piece offers both comfort and style. The roomy kangaroo pocket provides convenient storage for your essentials or a cozy place to warm your hands.

This hoodie has a slim fit. We recommend ordering one size larger than usual if a rather loose fit is preferred.

Fast, worldwide delivery with tracking information
65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
100% cotton exterior
Fabric weight: 288 g/m² (8.5 oz/yd²)
Lifetime warranty on the quality of the print and the item
Support the work of fellow philosophers with your purchase
Not convinced yet? Take a look at our reviews

If you are unsure about the sizing, you can find instructions here.
Shipping
The Philosopher's Shirt Warehouse locations
Currently we can ship all items from the USA, Europe and the United Kingdom. We can also ship from Canada, Australia or Japan, although shipments to these countries can also be made from non-local warehouses.

In any case, we make sure that all orders are always shipped as quickly and locally as possible.

We also give a full guarantee on delivery: anyone who does not receive their goods will be refunded the full purchase price or offered a new delivery without discussion or hassle.
Care
For maximum durability: machine wash cold, otherwise 40°C / 110°F maximum temperature recommended, always wash inside out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. For maximum durability: machine wash cold, otherwise 40°C / 110°F maximum temperature recommended, always wash inside out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.


Tumble dry or preferably air dry to preserve the fabric and print. Tumble dry or preferably air dry to preserve the fabric and print.


Do not dry clean. Do not dry clean.


Coll iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. Coll iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
Sustainability
We print the items on demand so that you receive a unique item with a fresh print. This way, we completely avoid overproduction and textile waste compared to pre-produced goods. We print the items on demand so that you receive a unique item with a fresh print. This way, we completely avoid overproduction and textile waste compared to pre-produced goods.


Decentralized logistics: We currently work with 10 partner print shops at different locations to ensure short, sustainable delivery routes when shipping worldwide and without customs duties. Decentralized logistics: We currently work with 10 partner print shops at different locations to ensure short, sustainable delivery routes when shipping worldwide and without customs duties.


All of our suppliers' products are FLA (Fair Labor Association) and WRAP (Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production) certified. All of our suppliers' products are FLA (Fair Labor Association) and WRAP (Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production) certified.


The inks we use for printing are Oeko-Tex™ certified, vegan, water-based and free from harmful chemicals. We use Kornit DTG printers that generate almost zero wastewater and use less energy than standard industry printers, which lowers our carbon footprint.
The inks we use for printing are Oeko-Tex™ certified, vegan, water-based and free from harmful chemicals. We use Kornit DTG printers that generate almost zero wastewater and use less energy than standard industry printers, which lowers our carbon footprint.
Product Safety
This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.

Manufacturer contact:

Markus Uehleke
The Philosopher's Shirt
Karwendelstr. 13
12203 Berlin
Germany

[email protected]

Customers praised this philosophy-themed hoodie as an excellent gift choice. Shoppers said it's the "best present ever," expressing strong satisfaction with their purchase. The product received a perfect 5-star rating, indicating high customer approval for this humorous Descartes-themed apparel.

  • Best present ever!
  • 5 stars: 14 (100%)
  • 4 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
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M
Marie S.
Sweet

Sweet

K
Kris R.
It makes me laugh!

It makes me laugh!

J
Jan v.d.K.
hello there

hello there,

the hoodie was the good size and it's feel really well. One of the t-shirts, the "Kan't touch this" one, despite saying XL as the size, clearly wasn't an XL. Don't know where the size differens came from, but you might look into that. It didn't fit me at all

Hi Jan! Thank you for your feedback. We're glad you like the hoodie! Sorry to hear about the sizing issue with the t-shirt. We'll send a replacement for you shortly. Thanks for bringing this to our attention!

P
Philippe G.
Great quality

Great quality. Very confortable!

N
Nikki V.
Love it!!!

Love it, not a huge fan of the Frankfurt School, but this one is great...

P
Pierre S.
Excellent product

Excellent product !

L
Lucia D.C.
Beautiful

The only sweatshirt I’ve ever given my nineteen-year-old daughter that she actually wears.

T
Tom H.
Love isn't quite the word I'd choose

Love isn't quite the word I'd choose, but satisfied greatly comes close. It's exactly what I'd expected- that's good- the fit is fine- and wearing this hoodie gives me another excuse to bore my neighbours with a spuriously erudite narrative drawn from literature and history.

J
Jacobo j.
Estupenda!

Estupenda!

A
Anonymous
I love it! Best present

I love it! Best present ever!

J
Julie A.
Spot on

Great quality hoodie, soft fabric and easy to wear. Elicited confusion from family members as expected.

V
Viktor J.
Good quailty!

Small sizes so go up AT least one size.

C
Christian P.
Arthur Schopenhauer

I brought this piece of garment and it fullfilled it’s function as a hoodshirt in this endless torment of feaces that we call life. But all of that will lost - like tears in the rain.

T
Thomas S.
Highly Customer Oriented

I ordered a hoodie in size M, and unfortunately it was too small. I got a new Hoodie in a larger size free of charge - very friendly support too. im very satisfied. The Quality of the goodie is really good too