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Who would have thought that one touches so many moral and philosophical concepts when running a webshop? This is both fascinating and challenging. Over the last 6 years we have come to the following conclusions regarding the most frequent or most important feedback from our followers and customers. The only thing that makes sense as a company of our size is to provide full transparency about our products, about ourselves and about our marketing activities. But even if we had the resources, we wouldn't have a PR department that would do the "beautiful shine" thing. We believe that certain information must be freely available and accesable without any considerable hurdles.
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