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Good Service Is Not a Thought Experiment

Fast shipping. Friendly support. Quality that survives more than one existential crisis. We're not just here for the memes — we also care that your shirt fits, your package arrives, and your soul remains (mostly) intact.
  • We deliver worldwide from several locations and always provide a tracking link.

  • Contact us 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Reach us via Social Media, WhatsApp or E-Mail for inquiries of any kind.

  • Simply return your order within 30 days for an exchange or refund with no questions asked.

  • We offer multiple payment options. Please contact us if you would like us to offer you further possibilities.

Satisfied customers

If you are not 100% satisfied with our products or our customer service, you can return your order for a full refund, no questions asked. Of course, we think our service is good but we never underestimate the power of word-of-mouth. So don't just take our word for it, check out what our amazing customers are saying.

  • ★★★★★
    The best shirt ever: Camus is clapping at this fabulous shirt, wonderful on so many levels... and Sisyphus is happy again
    Alana G. from USA
  • ★★★★★
    Make smart cool again: I’ve received the order, have already worn it and immediately elicited favorable feedback from others, who liked the message. I ordered several more excellent shirts since then.
    Bohdan P. from USA
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    ★★★★★
    I just LOVE IT! I was a little apprehensive about the quality, but I received it today, and it's so comfortable, and the print is good.I see myself coming back and buying from them again and again!
    Fábio C. from Portugal
  • ★★★★★
    This was a joy! Gave it to my wife who is a child psychotherapeutic counsellor and she is looking forward to wearing it at meetings with colleagues.
    Ron B. from UK
  • ★★★★★
    Train in the gym of where you are! For a gym guy like me, nothing more beautiful than this T-shirts! Already received comments from my friends in the gym… “ehi ...it’s leg day! Brain day" fuck: this is amazing!”. I Love to be a walking philosophical reminder!
    Simone R. from Italy

Blog posts

  • Apollonian vs Dionysian philosophy banner showing collision of chaotic organic purple-gold forms (Dionysian intoxication) with ordered geometric teal structures (Apollonian reason) against ancient Greek amphora background, illustrating Nietzsche's duality

    When Philosophers Get Drunk: A History of Intoxication and Ideas

    By Markus Uehleke

    Learn how philosophers from ancient Persians to Marx and Nietzsche viewed intoxication. Learn about Herodotus's famous drunk-sober debate method, why Marx wrote Das Kapital during beer-soaked nights, and how thinkers like Huxley and Benjamin explored consciousness through psychedelics. Philosophy meets altered states.
  • The Oscar Wilde statue in Dublin, Ireland: a statue of a man lounging on a rock.

    Suffering from Endless Boredom? Meet Søren Kiekegaard and Ennui

    By Caroline Black

    In today's article we talk about ennui, heading to 19th century France with Charles Baudelaire, and 19th century Denmark with the first existentialist, Soren Kierkegaard.
  • Nietzsche philosophy illustration showing modern person on smartphone walking tightrope over abyss between animal figures and Übermensch, representing Thus Spoke Zarathustra rope metaphor and self-optimization critique

    Nietzsche vs Self-Optimization: Why He'd Hate Your Routine

    By Markus Uehleke

    Discover why Nietzsche would hate modern self-help culture. Learn the real meaning of the Übermensch, the Last Man, and "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger." Explore how we've turned radical philosophy into comfortable Instagram quotes and why that proves Nietzsche's point about cultural decline.

About us

Who would have thought that one touches so many moral and philosophical concepts when running a webshop? This is both fascinating and challenging. Over the last 6 years we have come to the following conclusions regarding the most frequent or most important feedback from our followers and customers. The only thing that makes sense as a company of our size is to provide full transparency about our products, about ourselves and about our marketing activities. But even if we had the resources, we wouldn't have a PR department that would do the "beautiful shine" thing. We believe that certain information must be freely available and accesable without any considerable hurdles.