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Introverted but willing to discuss Philosophy - Embroidered

A conditional offer, stitched discreetly. Weather, traffic and weekend plans are declined. Free will, ethics and the nature of time are all accepted.

Small embroidery, so only people who look properly get the invitation. Every format we print it on, made to order as you buy it, from apparel to accessories. A funny introvert gift for introverts. Conversation available. Subject restrictions apply.