Log in
- Description
- Sizes
- Shipping
- Care
- Sustainability
Slip Into Wit with the "An Apple a Day, You Die Anyway" Sweatshirt
Imagine cozying up in a sweatshirt that tickles your brain as much as it warms your body. This cheeky design turns the classic phrase on its head, perfect for those who love a playful philosophical twist. Made from buttery-soft fabric, it feels like a snug embrace on chilly days or chill-out sessions.
- Soft, stretchy fit that moves with you
- Show off your love for philosophy with humor
- Sturdy print that stays sharp wash after wash
- Great for any casual adventure or relaxed downtime
Picture the laughs and double-takes when you wear this clever conversation starter. It’s not just clothing—it’s your daily dose of witty comfort.
Don’t wait—grab yours and wear your cleverness loud and proud today!
Currently we can ship all items from the USA, Europe and the United Kingdom. We can also ship from Canada, Australia or Japan, although shipments to these countries can also be made from non-local warehouses.
In any case, we make sure that all orders are always shipped as quickly and locally as possible.
We also give a full guarantee on delivery: anyone who does not receive their goods will be refunded the full purchase price or offered a new delivery without discussion or hassle.
For maximum durability: machine wash cold, otherwise 40°C / 110°F maximum temperature recommended, always wash inside out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
Tumble dry or preferably air dry to preserve the fabric and print.
Do not dry clean.
Coll iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
We print the items on demand so that you receive a unique item with a fresh print. This way, we completely avoid overproduction and textile waste compared to pre-produced goods.
Decentralized logistics: We currently work with 10 partner print shops at different locations to ensure short, sustainable delivery routes when shipping worldwide and without customs duties.
All of our suppliers' products are FLA (Fair Labor Association) and WRAP (Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production) certified.
The inks we use for printing are Oeko-Tex™ certified, vegan, water-based and free from harmful chemicals. We use Kornit DTG printers that generate almost zero wastewater and use less energy than standard industry printers, which lowers our carbon footprint.
Basic Sweatshirts
| Metric | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| Length (cm) | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86.4 |
| Width (cm) | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 | 86.4 |
| Imperial | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
If you are unsure about the sizing, you can find instructions here.
Please note that product measurements may vary by up to 5 cm (2 inches) due to the usage of natural fabrics.
If you are looking for sizes that we don't currently have listed, feel free to email us.
We can usually provide custom sizes up to 5XL as well. Simply write us at [email protected]