Last Christmas i gave you Descartes

Last Christmas I gave you Descartes, but the very next day you doubted its existence. This year, to save me from tears, something less epistemically fragile.

Nobody reads this silently, and nobody forgives you for it. Every format we print it on, made to order as you buy it, from apparel to accessories. A Christmas gift for philosophy students. Cogito, ergo I am regifting.