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  • Imprisoned in this meat vessel - Hoodie
  • Imprisoned in this meat vessel - Hoodie
  • Imprisoned in this meat vessel - Hoodie
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Imprisoned in this meat vessel - Hoodie

Imprisoned in this meat vessel - Hoodie

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Make a statement with our Basic Hoodie that emphasizes the uniqueness of your look with its stylish print. Made from the softest and coziest material, this hoodie will keep you warm all day and all night long.

• Fast, worldwide delivery with tracking information
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Unisex regular fit
• Fabric weight: 271 g/m² (8.0 oz/yd²)
• Lifetime warranty on the quality of the print and the item
• Support the work of fellow philosophers with your purchase
• Not convinced yet? Take a look at our reviews

If you are unsure about the sizing, you can find instructions here.



We are currently able to ship from the USA, Canada, Mexico, Australia, Spain, Latvia, the United Kingdom or Japan. We ensure that your order is always shipped as locally as possible and arrives quickly.

In very few exceptional cases we have to use a more distant warehouse. In this case, we will notify the customer and will reimburse any extra costs, in particular any import or customs charges. We also want to avoid overseas deliveries and additional fees at all costs. We have therefore set up the logistics so that this is only the case for around one in a thousand orders.

We also give a full guarantee on delivery: anyone who does not receive their goods will be refunded the full purchase price or offered a new delivery without discussion or hassle.

For maximum durability: machine wash cold, otherwise 40°C / 110°F maximum temperature recommended, always wash inside out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.

Tumble dry or preferably air dry to preserve the fabric and print.

Do not dry clean.

Coll iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.

We print the items on demand so that you receive a unique item with a fresh print. This way, we completely avoid overproduction and textile waste compared to pre-produced goods.

Decentralized logistics: We currently work with 10 partner print shops at different locations to ensure short, sustainable delivery routes when shipping worldwide and without customs duties.

All of our suppliers' products are FLA (Fair Labor Association) and WRAP (Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production) certified, while our Eco Collection is additionally OEKO-TEX Standard 100, GOTS and Organic Cotton Standard (OCS) certified.

The inks we use for printing are Oeko-Tex™ certified, vegan, water-based and free from harmful chemicals. We use Kornit DTG printers that generate almost zero wastewater and use less energy than standard industry printers, which lowers our carbon footprint.

This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.

Manufacturer contact:

Markus Uehleke
The Philosopher's Shirt
Karwendelstr. 13
12203 Berlin
Germany

[email protected]


Basic Hoodies


Metric
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (cm) 68.6 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 86.4
Width (cm) 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76.2 81.3 86.4

Imperial
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 34


If you are unsure about the sizing, you can find instructions here.

Please note that product measurements may vary by up to 5 cm (2 inches) due to the usage of natural fabrics. 

If you are looking for sizes that we don't currently have listed, feel free to email us.

We can usually provide custom sizes up to 5XL as well. Simply write us at [email protected]

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Kathleen Z
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Why we stand out: The quality of the print / embroidery, The customer service, The variety of the designs
A Santa for every day of the year!

I love my "Existence is Pain" Santa sweatshirt. It captures my feelings about the holiday and life in general. My Suffering Santa (Santa of Suffering? is eye-catching any day of the year. I want so many other things from this shop.

The shop owners are awesome, helpful, and funny. I love to give my business to people like them and support their shop. (I posted a photo on IG and they sent me a free set of Sisyphus stickers, too.)

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isabelle Faure
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Parfait

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J G M H Huiskamp
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Nietzsche Calling - Decline or ascend - Hoodie

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Viriato Castro
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Having 4xl sizes it's a great thing.

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Vincenzo B.
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Why we stand out: The customer service, The brand presence on Social Media, Fast delivery time, The range of products (not designs), The variety of the designs

Funny as hell

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Guillaume Feral
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it's great

great success, people keep coming to me with means of productions, I don't even know what to do with them anymore

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Ben Pieck
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Hoodie

Volledig volgens verwachting

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Ben
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Looks nice. Comfortable.

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Kyrylo Salynskyy
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Good quality

Very good quality and fast delivery. Highly recommended.

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Kyrylo Salynskyy
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Very good quality

Very good quality and fast delivery as well.

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