Bonjour, je m'appelle la valeur actionnariale

Styled as a name badge, worn by the abstraction that makes every real decision in the building while nobody admits it is in the room.

Name-badge format makes it genuinely wearable to the meeting it mocks. Everything in one place: tees, sweatshirts, hoodies and mugs, made to order. An anti-capitalist gift for corporate critics. Introduce yourself honestly for once.