Kafka Bug: I woke up like this

Gregor woke from uneasy dreams transformed into something monstrous, and his first concern was being late for work. Nothing about that has aged.

Requires the novella and the song, which narrows the audience delightfully. The full range here — tees, women's tees, sweatshirts and hoodies, all printed to order as you buy them. Flawless. Also structurally an insect.