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Blog posts

  • Slavoj Žižek explained: red pop-art illustration of the philosopher with glasses and beard

    Slavoj Žižek Explained: Ideology, Toilets, Starbucks and Why He Keeps Saying “And So On”

    By Markus Uehleke

    Slavoj Žižek is the Slovenian philosopher who explains Hegel with dirty jokes, Hollywood films and toilets. Behind the sniffing and the “and so on, and so on” there is one big idea: ideology is not what you believe, it is what you keep doing even when you know better. Here is Žižek in plain English: his life, Lacan for beginners, the big Other, the order to enjoy, Starbucks, Titanic, violence, his fights with Peterson and Chomsky, and where to start reading.
  • Illustration of a lone man at dusk where many paths and open doorways branch out across the hills, with Paris on the horizon, symbolising existentialist freedom and choice

    What Is Existentialism? Sartre, Kierkegaard, Camus and Why Your Existential Crisis Is Normal

    By Markus Uehleke

    Existentialism says you show up first and figure out what you are for later. No manual, no factory settings, and no one to blame for your choices. Here is what Sartre, Kierkegaard, Beauvoir, Heidegger and Camus actually meant, why an existential crisis is part of the deal, where the whole thing started (with an apricot cocktail), and how existentialism differs from nihilism and absurdism.
  • A detail from August Toulmouche's "Vanity," where a woman in a pink dress kisses her reflection.

    Masquerade of the Self: Identity and Capitalism on Halloween

    By C.M. Black

    In this article, we discuss identity and its relation to how we see ourselves. We tie identity in to subculture and the wearing of costumes on Halloween and other occasions.

About us

That’s Alex, the designer, and Markus, the philosopher. We have been putting philosophy on shirts since 2016, with a simple mission: to get philosophy out of the seminar room and back onto the street, where Socrates started it. Caroline, also a philosopher and a professional writer, explains the ideas behind our designs on our blog. Every design is printed for you after you order, shipped from nearby and has at least one more layer than meets the eye. No agency, no call center: when you write to us, one of us answers. Around 50,000 orders later, we still read every review.