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USA
USA
Standard Shipping:
Dec. 11
Express Shipping:Dec. 16
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Express Shipping:
Dec. 16
Europe
Europe
Standard Shipping:Dec. 07
Express Shipping:Dec. 14
Standard Shipping:Dec. 07
Express Shipping:Dec. 14
UK
UK
Standard Shipping:Dec. 16
Express Shipping:Dec. 18
Standard Shipping:Dec. 16
Express Shipping:Dec. 18
Canada
Canada
Standard Shipping:Dec. 14
Express Shipping:Dec. 15
Standard Shipping:Dec. 14
Express Shipping:Dec. 15
SEIZE THE SEASON!
Forget Santa's workshop - the proletariat is rising! This subversive sweatshirt will have your relatives choking on their eggnog. While Marx dreamed of seizing the means of production, you'll be seizing all the attention. Watch faces turn redder than Rudolph's nose at this festive act of class warfare. 'Tis the season to be jolly... and dialectically materialistic! Ho ho ho, comrades!
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MERRY NIHI-LIST-MAS
Nietzsche's scowling visage contemplates "Naughty and Nice" - he's the only one fit to judge your moral standing this season. Who needs St. Nicholas when you've got Zarathustra? Whether you're on the "will to power" or "God is dead" list, this sweater will stop guests in their tracks. Share Nietzschean wisdom with your holiday cheer and watch philosophical confusion spread faster than fruitcake!
A CHRISTMAS REVOLUTION
Revolutionize your seasonal style with this Marx and Santa crossover - the ultimate communist Christmas couture! This sweater will spark lively debates about consumerism and collectivism at the dinner table. While traditionalists clutch their pearls, you'll be the hot topic at every holiday gathering. Watch the bourgeoisie squirm as Marx marches through their materialist merriment.
DECK THE HALLS WITH COSMIC DOOM
We've wrapped the apocalypse in festive paper, turning that dinosaur-destroying meteor into the ultimate Christmas surprise. Our "Life is meaningless, everything dies" design spreads holiday cheer with existential dread. Watch relatives squirm as you remind everyone we're all just cosmic dust. Ho ho ho, nothing matters!
THE MARX-MAS MASTERPIECE
Ho-ho-hold the capitalism! We've turned socialist stars into snowflakes and wrapped Marx's revolutionary spirit in holiday cheer. Our "I'm dreaming of a red Christmas" design ensures you'll sleigh at every gathering. Watch capitalist relatives squirm as you seize the means of celebration with this jolly blend of ideology and irony. Santa's not the only one wearing red this season.
#SANTASTRIKE
Labor Day's out, it's time for the #SantaStrike! This holiday season, let's demand better working conditions for our overworked festive friends. Sport this rebellious tee and let your candy cane-clenched fist do the talking."Santas of this world, unionize!" The message is clear - it's time for the red suits to rise up against North Pole exploitation.
SANTA'S LITTLE REVOLUTIONARY
Spread dialectical holiday cheer with our Merry Christmarx design! Marx rocks an ugly sweater that would make Engels proud. The only thing trickling down is snow. Turn your holiday gathering into a festive revolution as you challenge the bourgeoisie in comfortable cotton. Watch relatives squirm while you make celebrations truly equal.
I GAVE YOU DESCARTES
Turn holiday heartbreak into radical skepticism with this philosophical twist on festive romance. While others pine over lost love, you'll be questioning the very nature of reality at the punch bowl. Nothing expresses “I think, therefore I am... over you” as well as Cartesian dualism in the form of a Christmas sweater. Cogito ergo I'm done with your drama!
SANTA SISYPHUS
Channel Camus and Sisyphus while staying supremely comfortable in this premium hoodie that transforms absurdist philosophy into holiday wear. We must imagine Santa jolly, even as he faces the eternal return of the same impossible task every December.
EXISTENTIAL CHRISTMAS CLUB
Announce your membership in philosophy's most honest holiday organization with this premium hoodie featuring history's greatest existential thinkers. These philosophical legends understand your seasonal dread better than any therapist ever could.
KANT EVEN THIS SEASON
Wrap yourself in premium comfort while Immanuel Kant himself announces your complete exhaustion with seasonal obligations and festive demands. Even the father of the categorical imperative would grant you an exception for December's overwhelming expectations.
Merry Crisis
Celebrate your perpetual state of chaos with this premium hoodie that acknowledges life is basically one ongoing emergency dressed up with holiday decorations. This design celebrates the beautiful disaster of existence with ugly sweater flair, because if you're going to be in constant crisis, you might as well look seasonally appropriate.
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