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Fresh designs straight from the depths of philosophical despair and late-night meme spirals. Ethically questionable. Aesthetically undeniable. Go ahead — contemplate existence in style.
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Fast shipping. Friendly support. Quality that survives more than one existential crisis. We're not just here for the memes — we also care that your shirt fits, your package arrives, and your soul remains (mostly) intact.
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Blog posts
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Masquerade of the Self: Identity and Capitalism on Halloween
By C.M. Black
In this article, we discuss identity and its relation to how we see ourselves. We tie identity in to subculture and the wearing of costumes on Halloween and other occasions. -
Crappy Philosophy : The Marquis de Sade and Georges Bataille
By C.M. Black
In our latest article, we explain the philosophy of Georges Bataille, and its relation to the pornographic work of the Marquis de Sade. It's about to get poopy. -
Gifts for Philosophers: What to Give Someone Who Has Already Read Everything
By Markus Uehleke
Shopping for someone who quotes Nietzsche at dinner? This Christmas gift guide for philosophers sorts shirts, mugs and framed canvas prints by budget and by philosopher, explains the joke behind each design and covers delivery, customs, sizing and returns. One warning first: think twice before buying them a book.
About us
That’s Alex, the designer, and Markus, the philosopher. We have been putting philosophy on shirts since 2016, with a simple mission: to get philosophy out of the seminar room and back onto the street, where Socrates started it. Caroline, also a philosopher and a professional writer, explains the ideas behind our designs on our blog. Every design is printed for you after you order, shipped from nearby and has at least one more layer than meets the eye. No agency, no call center: when you write to us, one of us answers. Around 50,000 orders later, we still read every review.