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Atlas holding Christmas

Atlas was condemned to hold up the heavens for eternity, but modern Atlas carries Christmas expectations instead. Family dinners, perfect gifts, elaborate decorations, financial stress, and forced joy become an impossible burden. The myth becomes metaphor for anyone shouldering the weight of holiday perfectionism while everyone else enjoys the season you're struggling to create.

  • Atlas holding Christmas - Unisex Classic T-Shirt - Black - The Philosopher's Shirt
    Atlas holding Christmas - Unisex Classic T-Shirt - Black - The Philosopher's Shirt
    Atlas holding Christmas - Unisex Classic T-Shirt - White - The Philosopher's Shirt
    Atlas holding Christmas - Unisex Classic T-Shirt - Navy - The Philosopher's Shirt
    Atlas holding Christmas - Unisex Classic T-Shirt - Purple - The Philosopher's Shirt
    Atlas holding Christmas - Unisex Classic T-Shirt - Cardinal - The Philosopher's Shirt
    Atlas holding Christmas - Unisex Classic T-Shirt - Gold - The Philosopher's Shirt
    Atlas holding Christmas - Unisex Classic T-Shirt - Royal - The Philosopher's Shirt
    Atlas holding Christmas - Unisex Classic T-Shirt - Sport Grey - The Philosopher's Shirt
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  • Atlas holding Christmas - Sweatshirt - Black - The Philosopher's Shirt
    Atlas holding Christmas - Sweatshirt - Black - The Philosopher's Shirt
    Atlas holding Christmas - Sweatshirt - Red - The Philosopher's Shirt
    Atlas holding Christmas - Sweatshirt - Indigo Blue - The Philosopher's Shirt
    Atlas holding Christmas - Sweatshirt - Maroon - The Philosopher's Shirt
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    Atlas holding Christmas - Sweatshirt - White - The Philosopher's Shirt
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  • Atlas holding Christmas - Mug - 325ml | 11oz - The Philosopher's Shirt
    Atlas holding Christmas - Mug - 325ml | 11oz - The Philosopher's Shirt
    Atlas holding Christmas - Mug - 445ml | 15oz - The Philosopher's Shirt
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  • Atlas holding Christmas - Sticker - 14 x 14 cm | 5.5 x 5.5 inches - The Philosopher's Shirt
    Atlas holding Christmas - Sticker - 14 x 14 cm | 5.5 x 5.5 inches - The Philosopher's Shirt
    Atlas holding Christmas - Sticker - 7,5 x 7,5 cm | 3 x 3 inches - The Philosopher's Shirt
    Atlas holding Christmas - Sticker - 10 x 10 cm | 4 x 4 inches - The Philosopher's Shirt
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  • Atlas holding Christmas - Premium Hoodie - Black - The Philosopher's Shirt
    Atlas holding Christmas - Premium Hoodie - Black - The Philosopher's Shirt
    Atlas holding Christmas - Premium Hoodie - Navy Blazer - The Philosopher's Shirt
    Atlas holding Christmas - Premium Hoodie - Maroon - The Philosopher's Shirt
    Atlas holding Christmas - Premium Hoodie - Charcoal Heather - The Philosopher's Shirt
    Atlas holding Christmas - Premium Hoodie - Team Royal - The Philosopher's Shirt
    Atlas holding Christmas - Premium Hoodie - Purple - The Philosopher's Shirt
    Atlas holding Christmas - Premium Hoodie - Military Green - The Philosopher's Shirt
    Atlas holding Christmas - Premium Hoodie - Carbon Grey - The Philosopher's Shirt
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