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  • Joke meme of Karl Marx with a fake quote about the boss making a dollar while he poops on company time, labelled the labor theory of value

    Pooping At Work: Marx and Us

    By C.M. Black

    In which we discuss Karl Marx's criticisms of capitalism, us, the Labor Theory of Value, and freedom. With bonus thought experiment.

  • Joke meme pairing a portrait of Karl Marx with a fake quote about being a material girl

    Karl Marx: The Ultimate Hegel Bro

    By C.M. Black

    A discussion of the influences of Hegel's dialectics on the work of Karl Marx, and his influence on the greater world.

  • Image of an elementary classroom with one kid raising their hand, Karl Marx's face imposed over the body. Reads: Bloomberg Opinion: Why don't workers get the full benefit of rising productivity? No one has good answers.

    Think Capitalism Is Your Bestie? Ask Karl!

    By C.M. Black

    In which we discuss Karl Marx's anti-capitalist roots, delving into the history of the Industrial Revolution in the 19th century and relating these critiques to our current situation as society in late stage capitalism.

  • Two coin jars labelled Swear Jar and It's a social construct Jar

    Constructive Discussion on Social Constructs

    By C.M. Black

    In which we discuss the philosophical concept of the social construct. What is a social construct and what makes something a social construct?

  • A meme with the text: What is the strangest thing you've done for cash? Work 40+ hours a week.

    Alienatin' 9 to 5 with Marx

    By C.M. Black

    In which we discuss Karl Marx's theories of alienation of labor and wage slavery in our contemporary context.

  • Gatekeeper comic meme: open the gate for a philosopher, close it for a woman philosopher, open it a little for Ayn Rand

    Who Owns Philosophy? Open the Gate!

    By C.M. Black

    Philosophy has long been dominated by European men, but the love of wisdom shouldn't be exclusive. It's time to open the gates and welcome diverse perspectives into philosophical discourse.