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Anonymous Santa - Existence is Pain - Mug: Sip on Thoughtful Humor
Start your day with a mug that’s as deep as your morning thoughts! The Anonymous Santa "Existence is Pain" mug blends playful philosophy with practical durability, turning your coffee or tea moment into a cheeky existential giggle.
- Wake up your mind: Let the witty design spark conversations or your own reflections as you sip.
- Everyday-friendly: Crafted from glossy ceramic, it’s microwave and dishwasher safe—because life’s complicated enough.
- Choose your size: Available in 325ml or 445ml to fuel you through short breaks or long pondering sessions.
Embrace the quirky challenge of existence with a cup that’s ready to endure daily use and many laughs. Make your mornings a little brighter and a lot more philosophical—grab your mug now before this witty companion slips away!
Currently we can ship all items from the USA, Europe and the United Kingdom. We can also ship from Canada, Australia or Japan, although shipments to these countries can also be made from non-local warehouses.
In any case, we make sure that all orders are always shipped as quickly and locally as possible.
We also give a full guarantee on delivery: anyone who does not receive their goods will be refunded the full purchase price or offered a new delivery without discussion or hassle.
All mugs are dishwasher safe.
We print the items on demand so that you receive a unique item with a fresh print. This way, we completely avoid overproduction and textile waste compared to pre-produced goods.
Decentralized logistics: We currently work with 10 partner print shops at different locations to ensure short, sustainable delivery routes when shipping worldwide and without customs duties.
All of our suppliers' products are FLA (Fair Labor Association) and WRAP (Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production) certified.
The inks we use for printing are Oeko-Tex™ certified, vegan, water-based and free from harmful chemicals. We use Kornit DTG printers that generate almost zero wastewater and use less energy than standard industry printers, which lowers our carbon footprint.