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Anonymous Santa - Existence is Pain - Sweatshirt: Philosophy Meets Comfort
Wrap yourself in cozy wit with the Anonymous Santa - Existence is Pain sweatshirt. Perfect for those moments when you want to lounge deeply into thought and comfort, this sweatshirt cleverly blends lighthearted philosophy with soft, snug fabric. Imagine sinking into warmth while embracing the playful irony of life's challenges—because sometimes, existence *is* pain, but your outfit doesn’t have to be.
- Soft blend of cotton and polyester keeps you comfy all day
- Unisex fit that complements every style effortlessly
- Durable print backed by a lifetime warranty—wear your philosophy with pride
Ready to turn heads and spark smiles? Grab yours now and wear a grin beneath that profound truth!
Currently we can ship all items from the USA, Europe and the United Kingdom. We can also ship from Canada, Australia or Japan, although shipments to these countries can also be made from non-local warehouses.
In any case, we make sure that all orders are always shipped as quickly and locally as possible.
We also give a full guarantee on delivery: anyone who does not receive their goods will be refunded the full purchase price or offered a new delivery without discussion or hassle.
For maximum durability: machine wash cold, otherwise 40°C / 110°F maximum temperature recommended, always wash inside out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
Tumble dry or preferably air dry to preserve the fabric and print.
Do not dry clean.
Coll iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
We print the items on demand so that you receive a unique item with a fresh print. This way, we completely avoid overproduction and textile waste compared to pre-produced goods.
Decentralized logistics: We currently work with 10 partner print shops at different locations to ensure short, sustainable delivery routes when shipping worldwide and without customs duties.
All of our suppliers' products are FLA (Fair Labor Association) and WRAP (Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production) certified.
The inks we use for printing are Oeko-Tex™ certified, vegan, water-based and free from harmful chemicals. We use Kornit DTG printers that generate almost zero wastewater and use less energy than standard industry printers, which lowers our carbon footprint.
Basic Sweatshirts
| Metric | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| Length (cm) | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86.4 |
| Width (cm) | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 | 86.4 |
| Imperial | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
If you are unsure about the sizing, you can find instructions here.
Please note that product measurements may vary by up to 5 cm (2 inches) due to the usage of natural fabrics.
If you are looking for sizes that we don't currently have listed, feel free to email us.
We can usually provide custom sizes up to 5XL as well. Simply write us at [email protected]