Kafka Bug: I woke up like this - Unisex Classic T-Shirt

376,00 kr

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The Unisex Classic T-Shirt offers a structured look that bridges intellect and style. Its durable fabric maintains crisp lines, embodying the clarity of philosophical thought. Each design invites subtle reflection, transforming the Classic T-Shirt into a wearable canvas of ideas. Perfect for layered streetwear, this unisex tee will surprise you with its blend of comfort and contemplative design.

• Fast, worldwide delivery with tracking information
• 100% cotton (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
• Fabric weight: 170–180 g/m² (5.0–5.3 oz/yd²)
• Lifetime warranty on the quality of the print and the item
• Support the work of fellow philosophers with your purchase
• Not convinced yet? Take a look at our reviews

If you are unsure about the sizing, you can find instructions here.

Sizes

Unisex Classic T-Shirts

Metric	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Length (cm)	71	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8
Width (cm)	45.7	50.8	56	61	66	71

Imperial	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33
Width (inches)	18 ½	20	22	24	26	28

If you are unsure about the sizing, you can find instructions here.

Please note that product measurements may vary by up to 5 cm (2 inches) due to the usage of natural fabrics.

If you are looking for sizes that we don't currently have listed, feel free to email us.

We can usually provide custom sizes up to 5XL as well. Simply write us at support@philosophers-shirt.com

Shipping

The Philosopher's Shirt Warehouse locations

Currently we can ship all items from the USA, Europe and the United Kingdom. We can also ship from Canada, Australia or Japan, although shipments to these countries can also be made from non-local warehouses.

In any case, we make sure that all orders are always shipped as quickly and locally as possible.

We also give a full guarantee on delivery: anyone who does not receive their goods will be refunded the full purchase price or offered a new delivery without discussion or hassle.

Care

For maximum durability: machine wash cold, otherwise 40°C / 110°F maximum temperature recommended, always wash inside out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.

Tumble dry or preferably air dry to preserve the fabric and print.

Do not dry clean.

Coll iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.

Sustainability

We print the items on demand so that you receive a unique item with a fresh print. This way, we completely avoid overproduction and textile waste compared to pre-produced goods.

Decentralized logistics: We currently work with 10 partner print shops at different locations to ensure short, sustainable delivery routes when shipping worldwide and without customs duties.

All of our suppliers' products are FLA (Fair Labor Association) and WRAP (Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production) certified.

The inks we use for printing are Oeko-Tex™ certified, vegan, water-based and free from harmful chemicals. We use Kornit DTG printers that generate almost zero wastewater and use less energy than standard industry printers, which lowers our carbon footprint.

Product Safety

This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.

Manufacturer contact:

Markus Uehleke
The Philosopher's Shirt
Karwendelstr. 13
12203 Berlin
Germany

support@philosophers-shirt.com

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