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Santa Schopenhauer - Hooray For Pessimism - Unisex V-Neck T-Shirt

Santa Schopenhauer - Hooray For Pessimism - Unisex V-Neck T-Shirt

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This side-seamed T-Shirt has a loose fit and is made from soft and supple fabric with a stylish V-neckline, which gives the shirt a touch of sophistication and makes it the perfect outfit for any occasion.

Fast, worldwide delivery with tracking information
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 142 g/m² (4.2 oz/yd²)
Lifetime warranty on the quality of the print and the item
Support the work of fellow philosophers with your purchase
Not convinced yet? Take a look at our reviews

If you are unsure about the sizing, you can find instructions here.



We are currently able to ship from the USA, Canada, Mexico, Australia, Spain, Latvia, the United Kingdom or Japan. We ensure that your order is always shipped as locally as possible and arrives quickly.

In very few exceptional cases we have to use a more distant warehouse. In this case, we will notify the customer and will reimburse any extra costs, in particular any import or customs charges. We also want to avoid overseas deliveries and additional fees at all costs. We have therefore set up the logistics so that this is only the case for around one in a thousand orders.

We also give a full guarantee on delivery: anyone who does not receive their goods will be refunded the full purchase price or offered a new delivery without discussion or hassle.

For maximum durability: machine wash cold, otherwise 40°C / 110°F maximum temperature recommended, always wash inside out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.

Tumble dry or preferably air dry to preserve the fabric and print.

Do not dry clean.

Coll iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.

We print the items on demand so that you receive a unique item with a fresh print. This way, we completely avoid overproduction and textile waste compared to pre-produced goods.

Decentralized logistics: We currently work with 10 partner print shops at different locations to ensure short, sustainable delivery routes when shipping worldwide and without customs duties.

All of our suppliers' products are FLA (Fair Labor Association) and WRAP (Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production) certified, while our Eco Collection is additionally OEKO-TEX Standard 100, GOTS and Organic Cotton Standard (OCS) certified.

The inks we use for printing are Oeko-Tex™ certified, vegan, water-based and free from harmful chemicals. We use Kornit DTG printers that generate almost zero wastewater and use less energy than standard industry printers, which lowers our carbon footprint.


Unisex V-Neck T-Shirts


Metric
XS S M L XL 2XL
Length (cm) 68 70.5 73 75.6 78.1 80.6
Width (cm) 42 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66

Imperial
XS S M L XL 2XL
Length (inches) 26 ¾ 27 ¾ 28 ¾ 29 ¾ 30 ¾ 31 ¾
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26


If you are unsure about the sizing, you can find instructions here.

Please note that product measurements may vary by up to 5 cm (2 inches) due to the usage of natural fabrics. 

If you are looking for sizes that we don't currently have listed, feel free to email us.

We can usually provide custom sizes up to 5XL as well. Simply write us at [email protected]

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ANDREA TENERINI
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Why we stand out: The variety of the designs

I really like these T-shirts

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Swindley Trevor
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Why we stand out: The quality of the product (e.g. the shirt, without the print), The quality of the print / embroidery, The customer service, The brand presence on Social Media, Fast delivery time, The range of products (not designs), The variety of the designs
Great T

Good quality and great selection off t-shirt. The. Reunite Pangea is an amusing talking point.

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Kara
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Why we stand out: The quality of the print / embroidery, The customer service, Fast delivery time, The range of products (not designs), The variety of the designs
It's pretty good!

The print and the fabric both seem to be of good quality, though it is a bit too long for me. I'm 1.65 m.

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ALEXANDER LUKIN
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Why we stand out: The customer service, The brand presence on Social Media, Fast delivery time, The range of products (not designs), The variety of the designs
Just an awesome t-shirt

My only regret is that I've picked white as stains and dirt are easily seen on it and that's literally my only regret. Awesome quality, well-siuted for laundry and in general a nice piece of clothes to own.

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Laura Quinteros Nogales
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Why we stand out: The quality of the print / embroidery

Karl Marx - Get in, Loser - We're seizing the means of production - Unisex V-Neck T-Shirt

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J.C. Joranco
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Awesome shirt!

Love this shirt from the moment I saw it online, glad it arrived the same way it looked online.

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michelle Rattigan
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Excellent

Excellent service 👏

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Nemanjs Polic
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Why we stand out: The variety of the designs

😀👍

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Torbjorn Sjoberg
Great shirts for starting a chat

Got my shirts and started wearing them Imidliatly and got interesting comments😎 They really are like catalysators for starting talking and get to know new people. And they are nice to wear, good quality! Definitly recommendEd👍

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Sean Kavin
Soft fabric, superb print quality!

My order was delayed a bit due to COVID, but they were very prompt, courteous, and thorough in explaining the goings-on. I’ll definitely be buying again!