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Born to philosophise, forced to work

Built for the contemplative life, scheduled instead for quarterly reviews. The two facts have never been reconciled and probably never will be.

The most relatable line in the catalog for anyone with a job and a mind. The full range, in every format we make it in, all printed to order as you buy it. A funny philosophy gift for overworked thinkers. Athens is calling. So is your line manager.

Questions about this design

What does the Born To Philosophise Forced To Work design show?
Raphael’s fresco The School of Athens framed by two classical columns, with the words Born To Philosophise above and Forced To Work below. The joke is an old one dressed in brown, sun-faded lettering – you were made for the examined life in the company of Plato and Aristotle, and instead there is a nine-to-five. It is a lament every philosophy graduate recognises.
Which painting is on the Born To Philosophise Forced To Work design?
The School of Athens by Raphael, painted between 1509 and 1511 for the Stanza della Segnatura in the Vatican, a room used as Pope Julius II’s library. It shows the great thinkers of antiquity gathered in an imagined classical hall and is probably the most famous image of philosophy ever made.
Who is in Raphael’s School of Athens?
At the centre walk Plato, pointing upwards and holding his Timaeus, and Aristotle, gesturing towards the earth with his Ethics. Around them are, among others, Socrates arguing with young listeners, Pythagoras writing, Diogenes sprawled on the steps, Heraclitus brooding in front, and Euclid or Archimedes bending over a compass. Plato is often said to bear the features of Leonardo da Vinci, and Raphael painted himself at the right edge.
Does the word school really come from the Greek word for leisure?
Yes. English school goes back via Latin schola to Greek scholē, which first meant leisure or free time and then what free people did with it – discussion, study and lectures, and finally the place where this happened. For the Greeks, learning and philosophy were what you did when you were not forced to work.
What did Aristotle say about leisure and work?
In the Nicomachean Ethics (Book X, chapter 7) Aristotle writes that we are busy so that we may have leisure, just as we make war in order to live in peace. In the Politics he calls leisure the first principle of all action. For him leisure was not idleness but the time for contemplation, the activity he considered the highest and happiest human life.
What is the difference between vita activa and vita contemplativa?
The terms come from the long tradition, from Aristotle through Augustine and Aquinas, that contrasts the active life of work and politics with the contemplative life of thought. Hannah Arendt reworked the distinction in The Human Condition (1958), dividing the vita activa into labour, work and action and arguing that modern society reduces almost everything to labour and consumption.
What did Marx mean by alienated labour?
In the Economic and Philosophic Manuscripts of 1844 Marx argues that under capitalism workers are alienated from the product of their labour, from the activity of working itself, from their human nature as creative beings and from each other. Work becomes a mere means to survive rather than an expression of who you are – the serious philosophy behind the joke on this design.
What is Bertrand Russell’s In Praise of Idleness about?
In this essay, first published in 1932 and the title piece of a 1935 collection, Russell argues that the belief in the virtue of work does great harm. Modern technology could let everyone work about four hours a day, and the free time would be used for science, art, conversation and simple happiness rather than exhaustion.
What is The Right to Be Lazy by Paul Lafargue?
A satirical pamphlet by the French socialist Paul Lafargue, Karl Marx’s son-in-law, first published in 1880 and revised as a book in 1883. It mocks the bourgeois and even socialist worship of work, calls the love of work a strange madness of the working class and suggests that no one should work more than three hours a day.
Who is the Born To Philosophise Forced To Work design a good gift for?
For philosophy students and graduates, teachers, academics stuck in admin and anyone who would rather be in the School of Athens than in a meeting. It is available as a unisex classic T-shirt, women’s T-shirt, sweatshirt, premium hoodie, mug and sticker – the mug is the natural choice for the office.