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An Apple a day, you die anyway

Health culture is a scam. Wellness influencers are lying. Your gym membership won't save you from mortality. The ancient Greeks knew it. The Stoics accepted it. Death comes for the marathon runner and the couch potato alike. So why pretend otherwise?

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