Aristotle Portrait
Celebrate the OG polymath who basically invented every academic field. Perfect for anyone who appreciates the golden mean between looking too smart and not smart enough. Aristotle would approve of this balanced wardrobe choice.
Art should disturb
Art serves a dual purpose: challenging those who live comfortably in ignorance while offering solace to those suffering from awareness. True art makes privileged people uncomfortable by exposing injustice they prefer to ignore. Meanwhile it provides healing and validation for marginalized voices who feel isolated by society's indifference to their pain and struggles.
Atlas holding Christmas
Atlas was condemned to hold up the heavens for eternity, but modern Atlas carries Christmas expectations instead. Family dinners, perfect gifts, elaborate decorations, financial stress, and forced joy become an impossible burden. The myth becomes metaphor for anyone shouldering the weight of holiday perfectionism while everyone else enjoys the season you're struggling to create.
Beanies
Keep your brain warm while contemplating cold hard truths. Perfect for philosophers who think clearly in winter weather. Your thoughts may be deep, but your head doesn't have to freeze while you're having them.
Best Sellers
The philosophical greatest hits that people actually buy instead of just thinking about. These designs have proven their worth in the marketplace of ideas while surviving the brutal capitalism they often critique. If you're new to existential fashion, start here with the crowd-tested favorites that make people nod knowingly instead of just looking confused.
Bingen Botanicals
Represent the medieval world's first wellness entrepreneur with this vintage corporate tee celebrating Hildegard's imaginary herbal empire. Ideal for anyone who wants to honor history's original holistic healer while looking like they work for the coolest pharmaceutical startup ever conceived.
