Cogito Ergo Sum - Ugly Xmas Sweater
Descartes would approve of this methodological doubt applied to holiday fashion. Perfect for philosophers who question everything, including festive knitwear choices.
Critical Drinker - Embroidered
Philosophy and alcohol have shared a long history from ancient symposiums to modern pub debates. Critical thinking improves with moderate drinking according to some studies, while others argue alcohol clouds judgment. Embroidered wisdom means your philosophical drinking motto won't fade after multiple bar visits and laundry cycles like your memory of last night's deep conversations.
Darwin - Viva la Evolucion
Charles Darwin revolutionized how we understand life itself while religious fundamentalists still argue with his 150-year-old findings. This collection celebrates the man who proved we're all cousins with chimpanzees and made family reunions way more interesting. Evolution is a fact, not an opinion.
Definition of an Existentialist
Philosophy's greatest hits explained in dictionary format for people who want to sound smart at parties. These designs define concepts like existentialism and weltschmerz so you can finally understand what you've been feeling your whole life. Sometimes the best way to explain complex philosophical ideas is to make them look like homework assignments that actually matter.
Definition of Weltschmerz
Philosophy's greatest hits explained in dictionary format for people who want to sound smart at parties. These designs define concepts like existentialism and weltschmerz so you can finally understand what you've been feeling your whole life. Sometimes the best way to explain complex philosophical ideas is to make them look like homework assignments that actually matter.
DEUS SIVE NATURA - Embroidered
Spinoza argued that God and Nature are two names for the same reality. Everything that exists is part of one infinite substance while most people debate whether the divine is separate from creation. Your morning coffee, the universe, your thoughts, and even that annoying neighbor are all expressions of the same underlying reality. Spinoza got excommunicated for this idea in the 17th century, which tells you how radical it was for its time.
