The Philosopher's Shirt

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From ancient Stoic wisdom to modern workplace nihilism, these bundles span centuries of human contemplation at unbeatable prices. These bundles offer the biggest savings in our entire shop while delivering maximum philosophical impact. 

Perfect for gifting someone a complete starter pack of existential wit or treating yourself to multiple expressions of philosophical fashion. 

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Rabbit-Duck

Wittgenstein's famous optical illusion proves that reality is whatever you're programmed to see first. The same image can be completely different things depending on your mental framework, just like how people can look at identical facts and reach opposite conclusions. This classic philosophical puzzle shows that interpretation shapes reality more than we want to admit while making everyone who sees it question their own perception.

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Rabbit-Duck - Embroidered

Wittgenstein used this famous optical illusion to show how perception shapes reality and meaning depends on context. What you see first says more about your mind than the image itself, while the fact that both interpretations are equally valid breaks our need for single correct answers. The embroidered version makes this philosophical puzzle feel as permanent as Wittgenstein's insight that language games determine how we understand the world.

ROMO: Relief of missing out

FOMO is self-deception when the world's ending. Why stress about missing parties full of people taking selfies while civilization collapses? Those events you skipped were probably boring anyway - just desperate people performing happiness while everything burns. ROMO gets it: staying home isn't antisocial, it's wisdom disguised as laziness while everyone else mistakes busy for important.

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Rosa Luxemburg - Time to SMASH the patriarchy!

Rosa Luxemburg understood that capitalism and patriarchy are interconnected systems of oppression that must be dismantled together. Gender equality can't exist under economic structures that exploit women's labor while denying them power. True revolution requires destroying both the boss and the boys' club simultaneously.

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Russell's Teapot

Bertrand Russell argued that if he claimed a tiny teapot orbited the sun between Earth and Mars, no one could disprove it, but that wouldn't make believing it rational. His thought experiment demonstrates that burden of proof lies with those making claims, not skeptics. Modern internet culture ignores this principle by demanding people disprove every conspiracy theory and wild assertion.