All Christmas Items
Every philosophical take on the holidays in one convenient collection. Perfect for finding that specific brand of intellectual cynicism your season needs. From Stoic saints to nihilist Santas, we've got you covered.
All Products without Gift Cards and Xmas Items
Every single philosophical masterpiece we've ever created in one glorious collection. Perfect for browsing when you can't decide between Kant and Camus. Warning: may cause decision paralysis and impulse purchases.
An Apple a day, you die anyway
Health culture is a scam. Wellness influencers are lying. Your gym membership won't save you from mortality. The ancient Greeks knew it. The Stoics accepted it. Death comes for the marathon runner and the couch potato alike. So why pretend otherwise?
Anonymous Santa - Existence is Pain
For those who know the holidays are just prolonged suffering wrapped in tinsel. Perfect gift for friends who relate more to existential dread than Christmas cheer. Honesty is the best present this season.
Apollonian in the streets, Dionysian in the sheets
Balance order and chaos with this brilliant mashup of Nietzsche's duality concept and modern meme culture. Perfect for philosophy majors who are rational and composed in public but embrace wild Dionysian energy in private. Show the world you understand The Birth of Tragedy while keeping your actual tragedy private.
Aristotle and Plato with Basketballs
Ancient Greek philosophers invented systematic thinking about virtue, reality, and human flourishing while modern athletes embody their concepts through sports. Plato's ideal forms meet basketball's perfect shot while Aristotle's golden mean applies to athletic balance and moderation. Philosophy and athletics both require discipline, practice, and pursuit of excellence through rigorous training.
